Whats the most absurd political proposal you've heard a significant Republican politician make?

OMG, you want me to narrow it down to just ONE lol?! There are so many ! Well since Steel is in the news right now, I'll say his latest lie. That President Obama supposedly started the war pfffft. Darn war has been going on for over a darn DECADE now with nothing accomplished! And most GOPers are the biggest hypocrites alive! They always support war (warmongers) and expecting America to "win" all wars. "Kick the towelheads @ss" is what I've heard plenty of them shout. YET now that Obama is the new President, they pretend to want the war over, and for him to bring the troops home. Now which way is it? They can't have it BOTH ways! That's impossible! If the troops are sent home, there will be none there to fight the wars that they want to "win" so badly!